Sunday, October 12, 2014

Dear Mr. Larry Russo:

Hey, Larry! [Hope you aren't offended by the familiarity!].......

Maybe you thought the LEMON LADY was sad without you!

After flooding the LEMON LADY'S mailbox with your junk mail......

The LEMON LADY'S TOYOTA hasn't needed gas in more than 2 YEARS!

The LEMON LADY'S TOYOTA is sitting on the property of ROUTE 44 TOYOTA because it had NO BRAKES!

Take a walk out back. You'll surely find it!

Since a lawsuit was filed + 2 years ago, aren't you supposed to STOP HARASSING ME?

Do ya think maybe you should remove my name from your mailing list?