Sunday, October 6, 2013

Bring on the Clowns!

 

LEMON LADY's attorney placed the Three Stooges on Notice:  


We are postponing the deposition of the LEMON LADY scheduled for Monday, October 7,2013 at 10:30 a.m.


This short notice is a result of our opposition to the the appearance of counsel notices sent via email after 7:00 pm last night.


I will prepare a motion to strike former counsel of Toyota
 
 
 
FROM   Mr. Toyota U.S.A. after unprofessional, bloviating and bullying response:
 
Friday, October 04, 2013 9:50 AM


What is the basis for your motion to strike ? 


FROM Mr. Toyota U.S.A. after unprofessional, bloviating and bullying response:

1 HOUR AND 6 MINUTES LATER!

Friday, October 04, 2013 10:56 AM
AGAIN ADDRESSING LEMON LADY'S ATTORNEY AS MS. ! 
 



October 23rd works fine for all counsel for Route 44. Please be advised that Route 44 will be filing a motion to strike plaintiff's complaint due to her continuing failure to make herself available for a deposition and today's unilateral cancellation by you of her deposition. In addition, I note that you have not responded to my previous email requesting that you provide the basis for your threatened motion to strike the Notices of Appearance filed by my office yesterday. Please consider this email as formal notice that the filing by you of a frivolous and unsupported motion will be met by a cross-motion which will seek sanctions.




TRANSLATION:

I had planned to kill the day traveling to Plymouth - TWO OF US - after all, it requires 2 Toyota U.S.A. attorneys to depose THE LEMON LADY who only drove a TOYOTA LEMON for less than 1 month - to soak the deep pocketed Toyota U.S.A. for some serious bucks!





You've screwed up MY plans!

I'm mighty pissed!

FORMAL NOTICE TOYOTA U.S.A.:  


BILL 'EM! BANG 'EM! DELAY! STALL! CA CHING!


 
 
 
The next time you're tempted to believe the whining of a Big Corporation about the high cost of litigation, the CIRCUS has nothing to do with the LEMON LADY!